NO THANKS.
We’d rather be corny, the brand that actually sticks in your teeth and your memory. We believe humor builds trust, and trust builds businesses. Besides, if you can’t laugh at your balance sheet, you’re doing capitalism wrong.
WE DON
T JUST
TALK THE STALK
WE WALK THE WALK
WELCOME TO CORNY CAPITAL
We're the premier (and probably only) investment firm that measures ROI in Rows of Inspiration.
We’re based in the concrete jungle of new york, new york
But our roots run deep in financial soil
Our Mission:
Turn half-baked ideas into fully popped success stories.
About Us
At Corny Capital, we believe every great business starts as a tiny kernel of genius, and with the right care, it can grow into a towering stalk of innovation.
Our process is simple:
- Plant bold ideas
- Water them with capital and guidance
- Harvest the wins (and compost the rest)
If you’re looking for a partner who’ll take your dreams from corncept to cornclusion, you’ve found your field.
We don’t just invest. We cultivate.
We don’t just acquire. We elevate.
We don’t just diversify. We multiply.
Portfolio Companies
our team
grown from experience
Corny Capital is powered by a global team of exited founders and strategic investors who’ve built and backed companies across multiple industries including fintech, e-commerce and social media. With decades of combined experience in IT, sales, operations, and marketing, our partners bring deep domain expertise and a bias toward action.
From Silicon Valley to the Balkans, our footprint spans the US, Canada, UK and Kosovo. This gives us a unique vantage point on emerging trends and untapped markets. We’re not just capital providers; we’re collaborators, connectors, and co-builders. We invest early, move fast, and stay close—because great ideas deserve more than just funding. They deserve a team that’s been there before.
OurPhilosophy
Business doesn’t have to be cutthroat. Sometimes it’s just lighthearted. We believe in sustainable growth and we’ll sustain the jokes as long as we can.
We invest in ideas that are:
- Fresh off the cob
- Lightly buttered with potential
- Ready to pop under pressure
We’re in it for the long haul—from seed to yield, concept to kernel, startup to supper table.
why ‘corny’?
Because we’ve heard all the advice:
- “Be sleek.”
- “Be corporate.”
- “Be serious.”
Contact Us
Got a business idea that’s ripe for harvest? Pitch it to us before someone else husks it first.
New York, NY
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