NO THANKS.
We’d rather be corny, the brand that actually sticks in your teeth and your memory. We believe humor builds trust, and trust builds businesses. Besides, if you can’t laugh at your balance sheet, you’re doing capitalism wrong.
WELCOME TO CORNY CAPITAL
WE DON
T JUST
TALK THE STALK
WE WALK THE WALK
We're the premier (and probably only) investment firm that measures ROI in Rows of Inspiration.
We’re based in the concrete jungle of new york, new york
But our roots run deep in financial soil
Our Mission:
Turn half-baked ideas into fully popped success stories.
About Us
At Corny Capital, we believe every great business starts as a tiny kernel of genius, and with the right care, it can grow into a towering stalk of innovation.
Our process is simple:
- Plant bold ideas
- Water them with capital and guidance
- Harvest the wins (and compost the rest)
If you’re looking for a partner who’ll take your dreams from corncept to cornclusion, you’ve found your field.
We don’t just invest. We cultivate.
We don’t just acquire. We elevate.
We don’t just diversify. We multiply.
Grow with us
We're always looking for new kernels of talent.
Android Reverse Engineer
Remote
Full-time or contract
About the role:
One of Corny Capital’s portfolio companies is looking for a dynamic, relationship-driven Customer Success Manager to join the team and help clients unlock the full value of their marketing products and services. You’ll be the trusted partner guiding clients from post-sale onboarding through ongoing engagement, ensuring satisfaction, retention and growth.
What you’ll do:
- Lead client onboarding and regular status calls with confidence and clarity
- Package and present weekly wins and regular analytical reports to demonstrate measurable value and outcomes to clients
- Build strong, trust-based relationships with clients and act as the liaison between
- Sales and Delivery teams to ensure seamless handoffs and execution
- Develop enough subject-matter expertise in Reddit, search, AI/LLM discovery, and emerging digital marketing channels to confidently discuss strategy, results, recommendations, and opportunities with clients
- Identify upsell opportunities and secure renewals by demonstrating product value
- Monitor client health and proactively address risks or concerns
- Communicate updates and insights across departments, managing expectations and messaging
- Collaborate cross-functionally to ensure client deliverables are met on time and to spec
- Advocate for client needs internally and contribute to continuous improvement initiatives
Who we’re looking for:
- 3-5+ years of experience in customer success, account management, client services, or a similar client-facing role
- Fluent in Reddit: you actively use and understand the platform, including subreddit culture, community norms, moderation, karma, posting/commenting behavior, and what makes content feel native vs. promotional
- Working knowledge of SEO and emerging AI/search concepts such as GEO and AEO: you don’t need to be a technical SEO expert, but you should understand how brands and content get discovered through traditional search engines and AI/LLM-powered experiences
- Naturally curious and highly self-directed – you independently learn new platforms, tools, technologies, and marketing concepts rather than waiting for formal training or step-by-step instructions
- Comfortable keeping up with a rapidly changing digital landscape, particularly developments in AI, LLMs, search, social platforms, and digital marketing
- Able to turn complex or emerging concepts into clear, credible conversations with clients
- Experience leading client conversations to build strong, trust-based relationships with professionalism and empathy
- Highly organized self-starter with strong follow-through who can manage multiple clients, priorities, and stakeholders simultaneously
- Excellent written and verbal communication skills, with the judgment to tailor messaging to different audiences
- Comfortable operating in ambiguity, solving problems independently, and figuring out what you don’t already know
- Able to act with urgency and sound judgment while balancing client needs with internal team priorities
- Proactive versus reactive, and looking for opportunities to bring updates, wins, and questions to customers before they ask
- Experience in an agency, technology company, startup, or other fast-moving environment is a plus
- Comfortable working with clients across a wide range of industries, including gaming, technology, finance, health/wellness, entertainment, CPG, and adult
- Schedule flexibility: most of our clients are based in the U.S., but we also work with teams in Europe and Asia. Flexibility to take calls or respond outside of our standard business hours (Eastern Time) is important.
To apply, email us your CV and resume:
Bot & Evasion Engineer
Remote
Full-time or contract
About the role:
One of Corny Capital’s portfolio companies is looking for a dynamic, relationship-driven Customer Success Manager to join the team and help clients unlock the full value of their marketing products and services. You’ll be the trusted partner guiding clients from post-sale onboarding through ongoing engagement, ensuring satisfaction, retention and growth.
What you’ll do:
- Lead client onboarding and regular status calls with confidence and clarity
- Package and present weekly wins and regular analytical reports to demonstrate measurable value and outcomes to clients
- Build strong, trust-based relationships with clients and act as the liaison between
- Sales and Delivery teams to ensure seamless handoffs and execution
- Develop enough subject-matter expertise in Reddit, search, AI/LLM discovery, and emerging digital marketing channels to confidently discuss strategy, results, recommendations, and opportunities with clients
- Identify upsell opportunities and secure renewals by demonstrating product value
- Monitor client health and proactively address risks or concerns
- Communicate updates and insights across departments, managing expectations and messaging
- Collaborate cross-functionally to ensure client deliverables are met on time and to spec
- Advocate for client needs internally and contribute to continuous improvement initiatives
Who we’re looking for:
- 3-5+ years of experience in customer success, account management, client services, or a similar client-facing role
- Fluent in Reddit: you actively use and understand the platform, including subreddit culture, community norms, moderation, karma, posting/commenting behavior, and what makes content feel native vs. promotional
- Working knowledge of SEO and emerging AI/search concepts such as GEO and AEO: you don’t need to be a technical SEO expert, but you should understand how brands and content get discovered through traditional search engines and AI/LLM-powered experiences
- Naturally curious and highly self-directed – you independently learn new platforms, tools, technologies, and marketing concepts rather than waiting for formal training or step-by-step instructions
- Comfortable keeping up with a rapidly changing digital landscape, particularly developments in AI, LLMs, search, social platforms, and digital marketing
- Able to turn complex or emerging concepts into clear, credible conversations with clients
- Experience leading client conversations to build strong, trust-based relationships with professionalism and empathy
- Highly organized self-starter with strong follow-through who can manage multiple clients, priorities, and stakeholders simultaneously
- Excellent written and verbal communication skills, with the judgment to tailor messaging to different audiences
- Comfortable operating in ambiguity, solving problems independently, and figuring out what you don’t already know
- Able to act with urgency and sound judgment while balancing client needs with internal team priorities
- Proactive versus reactive, and looking for opportunities to bring updates, wins, and questions to customers before they ask
- Experience in an agency, technology company, startup, or other fast-moving environment is a plus
- Comfortable working with clients across a wide range of industries, including gaming, technology, finance, health/wellness, entertainment, CPG, and adult
- Schedule flexibility: most of our clients are based in the U.S., but we also work with teams in Europe and Asia. Flexibility to take calls or respond outside of our standard business hours (Eastern Time) is important.
To apply, email us your CV and resume:
Customer Success Manager
North America (US/Canada)
Type: Full-time W-2 in US, contract-based in Canada
About the role:
One of Corny Capital’s portfolio companies is looking for a dynamic, relationship-driven Customer Success Manager to join the team and help clients unlock the full value of their marketing products and services. You’ll be the trusted partner guiding clients from post-sale onboarding through ongoing engagement, ensuring satisfaction, retention and growth.
What you’ll do:
- Lead client onboarding and regular status calls with confidence and clarity
- Package and present weekly wins and regular analytical reports to demonstrate measurable value and outcomes to clients
- Build strong, trust-based relationships with clients and act as the liaison between
- Sales and Delivery teams to ensure seamless handoffs and execution
- Develop enough subject-matter expertise in Reddit, search, AI/LLM discovery, and emerging digital marketing channels to confidently discuss strategy, results, recommendations, and opportunities with clients
- Identify upsell opportunities and secure renewals by demonstrating product value
- Monitor client health and proactively address risks or concerns
- Communicate updates and insights across departments, managing expectations and messaging
- Collaborate cross-functionally to ensure client deliverables are met on time and to spec
- Advocate for client needs internally and contribute to continuous improvement initiatives
Who we’re looking for:
- 3-5+ years of experience in customer success, account management, client services, or a similar client-facing role
- Fluent in Reddit: you actively use and understand the platform, including subreddit culture, community norms, moderation, karma, posting/commenting behavior, and what makes content feel native vs. promotional
- Working knowledge of SEO and emerging AI/search concepts such as GEO and AEO: you don’t need to be a technical SEO expert, but you should understand how brands and content get discovered through traditional search engines and AI/LLM-powered experiences
- Naturally curious and highly self-directed – you independently learn new platforms, tools, technologies, and marketing concepts rather than waiting for formal training or step-by-step instructions
- Comfortable keeping up with a rapidly changing digital landscape, particularly developments in AI, LLMs, search, social platforms, and digital marketing
- Able to turn complex or emerging concepts into clear, credible conversations with clients
- Experience leading client conversations to build strong, trust-based relationships with professionalism and empathy
- Highly organized self-starter with strong follow-through who can manage multiple clients, priorities, and stakeholders simultaneously
- Excellent written and verbal communication skills, with the judgment to tailor messaging to different audiences
- Comfortable operating in ambiguity, solving problems independently, and figuring out what you don’t already know
- Able to act with urgency and sound judgment while balancing client needs with internal team priorities
- Proactive versus reactive, and looking for opportunities to bring updates, wins, and questions to customers before they ask
- Experience in an agency, technology company, startup, or other fast-moving environment is a plus
- Comfortable working with clients across a wide range of industries, including gaming, technology, finance, health/wellness, entertainment, CPG, and adult
- Schedule flexibility: most of our clients are based in the U.S., but we also work with teams in Europe and Asia. Flexibility to take calls or respond outside of our standard business hours (Eastern Time) is important.
To apply, email us your CV and resume:
Portfolio Companies
our team
grown from experience
Corny Capital is powered by a global team of exited founders and strategic investors who’ve built and backed companies across multiple industries including fintech, e-commerce and social media. With decades of combined experience in IT, sales, operations, and marketing, our partners bring deep domain expertise and a bias toward action.
From Silicon Valley to the Balkans, our footprint spans the US, Canada, UK and Kosovo. This gives us a unique vantage point on emerging trends and untapped markets. We’re not just capital providers; we’re collaborators, connectors, and co-builders. We invest early, move fast, and stay close—because great ideas deserve more than just funding. They deserve a team that’s been there before.
OurPhilosophy
Business doesn’t have to be cutthroat. Sometimes it’s just lighthearted. We believe in sustainable growth and we’ll sustain the jokes as long as we can.
We invest in ideas that are:
- Fresh off the cob
- Lightly buttered with potential
- Ready to pop under pressure
We’re in it for the long haul—from seed to yield, concept to kernel, startup to supper table.
why ‘corny’?
Because we’ve heard all the advice:
- “Be sleek.”
- “Be corporate.”
- “Be serious.”
Contact Us
Got a business idea that’s ripe for harvest? Pitch it to us before someone else husks it first.
New York, NY
- [email protected]
